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                                           OUR CHOSEN PEOPLE

                  by Richard DePersio, Citizen Journalist, Irving Penner

Richard D.: "It is indeed rare when we dialog in front of a live (as opposed to

dead) studio audience. We are utilizing a CNN studio. Citizen Journalist

staff are watching each other's backs. We aren't comfortable in the land of

lousy little lying liberals (by far, our favorite alliteration)." Citizen Journalist:

"It is with much enthusiasm that we welcome our token Jew: the late (and we

don't mean tardy) grocer - Irving Penner." {Wild audience applause} Dago

Red: "I thought that I'd drop by this hostile CNN...{boos from audience}

environment, don't worry. I'm packing! I wish to congratulate 'Our Chosen

People' on now having their own cable network: JLTV. {Audience ecstatic;

jumping out of their seats - some great upskirts, boys!} Transmissions will

seep out - Hey! Your in public: Nothing else should seep out - into space to

be enjoyed by our fans on venues afar." RD: "Speaking of fans...drum roll

(loud but brief, we don't wish to disturb the peace like the OWT inconsiderates)

please...We've enjoyed 1010 Readers (Visits) over the past month. {Excitement

in the air; women tossing off their clothes; tossing hotel keys on stage} We

are...Did I just see the ghost of Larry King? Get the investigators from one of

those silly and bogus abnormal...correction? Paranormal shows over here

pronto! Did Larry say "Boo" and fall asleep?" Getting back to business: We

are averaging 252 Readers per week. Can we reach 500!?! Big goals; big

boobs. Audience members: Contain, yourselves. This is a family show. We

would transmit from friendly JLTV but their studios are too small - cheap

Jews won't spring for bigger ones. Actually, one of the reasons that we admire

them is for their cheapness. Penner watched his pennies and is financially

comfortable for the rest of his death. Have you seen how small talk show host

John Kerwin's studio is?!? All the great Jews are performing at JLTV: George

Burns and Gracie Allen; Jack Benny; Alfred Hitchcock; The Goldbergs;

Jack Webb's Dragnet; Robert Wagner - did he kill his wife in real life? - he's

Jewish?; Mostzoh ball Soupy Sales....Citizen Journalist is a proud honorary

Jew. He often displays his pride: showing his circumcision. (Female audience

members fainting. What is Gloria 'Jewish' Steinnen doing here. Get a microphone

over there, she's about to speak: "That's two big spicy meatballs...mostzoh balls."

{Ambulances have arrived} The wrong image of America is generated to the

world by New York City and Hollywood. What image are we producing for those

from beyond who are picking up our transmissions? IP: "I hate to be a crying

Jewish princess but when is the tribute to my people going to commence. My

whole family is here. Aunt Goldie flew in from Miami." RD: "We just have one

more piece of business and, then, the 'Offending with Truth' will be initiated."

CJ: "Our prefaces are getting to be as long as the article proper." RD: "It's our

style, man." CJ: "Do you think that this time that we will have time to flesh

 out our tax proposals?" RD: "Forgetting taxes and speaking of flesh." IP:

"Who's speaking of flesh? My great-grand-father is here from Israel." RD: "The

studio lights are bright - squint. We get the best audiences bar none. Let it all

hang out. Some things are just more important than tributes!"

Just one more live preface and we will finally honor 'Our Chosen People.'

Evolution: Cynics (Ancient Greece) + Beatniks = Homo Wall Street-us Defecatus,

in many not all respects...Cynics (School of Philosophy): poor, rude, unconventional;

begging to stay alive; avoiding family and property; dropping out of society,

wanting hand outs; anarchists...Beatniks: Contrary to popular opinion had

nothing to do with hippies. They were around from mid-'50s to mid-'60s and

dropped out of society: some had wealthy parents, some took odd jobs, some

lived on hand outs from other beatniks. they created weird, usually, depressing

poetry, hung out in coffee shops around the country, especially, in Greenwich

 Village in New York, snapped fingers instead of clapped, enjoyed modern jazz,

some played bongos in coffee shops (not drums outside for fourteen straight hours

a day!), didn't hate and weren't envious of others and drank fancy coffee. Most

were 21 to 30, a few were 30 to 50. They dropped back in: today, they are

between 65 and 90, many having worn three-piece suits as bankers and

businessmen with few suspecting of their previous life. Hippies, on the other hand,

were under 30, smelled, into psychedelic rock and drugs, lived in communes

and were politically-active and influenced a small minority of college students

(media falsely exaggerated number of college students who were politically-active).

 Hippies were smelly from the mid-'60s to early-'70s, died of overdoses or dropped

 in like Beatniks. Now, 55 to 80.

As is our wont, we begin with cosmos (which means world) and, then, we deal with world

and Offending with Truth when circumstances warrant. Audience member shoots,

"Haven't you already begun offending!" Irving Penner, "It's the smelly smucks on Wall

Street who are offending!"

      We have been talking about mining the moon for a couple of years now (See "Action Chain

Letter" followed by "Moon mining" our most recent offerings on subject). We want NASA to

play a major role for moon would help solve earth's energy problems. Private companies are

competing to be the first to set up mining operations. Thus far, NASA's has no definite

plans to return but is concerned with keeping the six landing sites pristine and undisturbed

for scientific and archeological reasons.

Bring on the Jews...We interrupt this article with an announcement: we've run out of our

allotted space and will require a Part Two which immediately follows, scroll down.
CJ: "More importantly, we didn't get to flesh out our tax proposals." RD: "Speaking of flesh,

look at that girl in the short skirt in the front row. Cameraman (should we say: cameraperson?

Never! Don't come to this venue for PC) would you zoom-in for the benefit of the men who are

watching this article on video.